anything can happen in the next half hour.

And if I had it my way, I'd slit your throat with the knife that you left in my back.

time to try to sleep again

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

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babyminaj:

where is their oscar

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theanticlimactic:

Calling you a “bitch” is not misogynistic. I am not calling you a bitch because I secretly hate women. I’m calling you bitch because you’re a fucking bitch.

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bandmonkey:

"On May 2nd + 3rd Blink-182 was given money by a production company to shoot their new music video. This is what they did with the money." (x)

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soaringsolodolo:

wood-wool:

My little brother figured out vine pretty fast.

The Future

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